MF BONER

In life, you can either be stoner or boner
I’m both, call me the Avatoner (yah)
Got a boner, don’t wanna get out my chair
That line about toner? that’s a thing for hair
I actually played steel drums on a float (I'm on a float)
I probably sucked cause I was 11 years old
Sitting in the moonlight, might like the limelight (yuh)
Wait, sike, played y’all like it’s fortnite (bow bow)
Ay ay I have been in only four fights (lying)
Maybe woulda been in less if I had foresight (smart)
Some are sight for sore eyes I’m just a sore sight
Looked it up on google, I guess you’re right (dang)
Almost bonked my head, not a good door height (*bonk*)
She got gorilla grip, couldn’t get more tight
That got wasted, ain’t talking coors light (bev)
I’m sexy and fly, whore kite (genius)
Cause I’m a motherfuckin stoner (ay)
I’m a motherfucking boner (ooh)
Got a motherfucking boner (oops)
Cause I saw a motherfucking shoulder
In smash I hate fucking zoners (link)
That girl? I friend-zoned her (true)
I used some motherfucking toner
That juice made my fucking bone hurt
Uhhh uhh uhhhh (uh uh uh uh)
Uhhh uhh uhhh
Uhhh uhh could I get fries with that
The moans were a reference, don’t get mad (chill)
Your punishment is set, Imma stone ya (to death)
You like a dog cause you only wanna bone huh (sex)
Nothin’s in my jeans it’s just a boner
Got 3 chicks who smoke weed, we stoners (grrr)
…Imma motherfucking cloner
Now the clone can do my homework (lez get it)
If I fucked the clone is that incest or 'bation
That line was so wack I’m on probation (fail!)
Now on house arrest I’m a fucking loner (sad!)
Anyways, could I get it in a fuckin cone sir
(How the fuck you outta the house?!)
Aha… aha… (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
Cause I’m a motherfuckin stoner
(hiccup) I’m a motherfucking boner
Got a motherfucking boner (oops)
Cause I saw a motherfucking shoulder (damn)
In smash, I’m a fucking zoner (link)
That girl? I friend-zoned her (true)
I used some motherfucking toner
That juice made my fucking bone hurt (ow!)