I’ve been studying my waistbands
Taking out the waste cans
Checking my fly
I’ve been living in the basement
Checking on my face-plant
While you’re telling lies
Alibis
Fifteen candles and a big red sun
Fifteen reasons that you couldn’t come
Fifteen wishes and one to grow on
I got a pimple in my earlobe
Listening to Cee Lo
Getting high
My older brother is an asshole
Gives me such a hassle
Just for being my
Little size
Fifteen candles and a big red sun
Fifteen reasons that you couldn’t come
Fifteen wishes and one to grow on
Fifteen candles and a red balloon
Fifteen reasons that you left so soon
Fifteen excuses for being you
You broke my heart
You left me dry
When you said goodbye
But now I’m
Going blind
But I’ll survive
I’ll find
A better life
Fifteen candles and a big red sun
Fifteen reasons that you couldn’t come
Fifteen wishes and one to grow on
Fifteen candles and a red balloon
Fifteen reasons that you left so soon
Fifteen excuses for being you
Being you
Fifteen, fifteen, fifteen
Fifteen, fifteen, fifteen
Fifteen, fifteen