Absconding from the Gates

Out of jail «without fail»
This is what they said
You must report, but my retort
«You bumped your fucking head»
Three years sobriety
On that I wouldn’t bet
You can’t say no to a P.O.
You never ever met
He wouldn’t think it’s great!
Out on tour, I’m here for sure
And I must restate:
I’m M.D.C. and A.F.G.
Absconding from the gate!
(I'm a whole year late)
My P.O. said, «You can’t go!»
Just sit at home and rot.
But you know I’m a little slow
«I guess I just forgot.»
Supervision and condition
My P.O.'s an asshole
He won’t agree but M.D.C.'s
More important than parole!
Yeah he’ll get a kick
From sanctioning my time
But I say, as here I play
P.O. it’s such a crime!
I’ll get a ten day sanction
Thirty at the most.
Don’t you worry and I won’t hurry
Playing coast to coast!