On a strange planet in a far distant galaxy
There were three teenage sharks that were visited by humans
And given advanced laser technology from the future
The sharks joined man in a battle against evil across the universe Join the
adventures of Laser Sharks and the humans of tomorrow!
Now here comes a different product of evolution
Here to crush the revolution
Mutants from outer space
American all the way
They came to save the day
(It's the Laser Sharks!)
Man gave them laser beams
To protect the American dream
Lasers from the dark
(It's the Laser Sharks!)
They’re taken from their home world
Indoctrinated and created
To serve aliens that claim to be their friends
Mutants from outer space
American all the way
They came to save the day
(That's right, that’s right, come on now!)
Man gave them laser beams
To protect the American dream
Lasers from the dark
(It's the Laser Sharks!)
Shiawasena same same
Shiawasena same same
Shiawasena laser same
Shiawasena laser sa-
Amerika ga katta
Kukan ni nihon ga ittekimashita
Wareware wa kukan ni shiawasena same hakken
Wareware wa, reza o setchi
Ima, watashitachiha hangeki
Wareware wa katsu