Your Big Purple

You know I’ve been starving baby
For something that is good to eat
I’m sick of eating fruit leather
In fact it’s killing me
I need something more nutritious
Something like what you got
I need so many nutrients, girl
I really need to get a lot
I’m hungry baby
Give me just one taste
Of what you got to give
Before I faint
I need a little bias
Something that’s delicious
We won’t have to do
Any dishes
When I eat
Your big purple cooter
It’s so good for me
Your big purple cooter
With it’s Vitamin E
And when I get a taste
You know I feel brand new
I can’t imagine my life
Without you
I’m a free radical babe
And you anti-oxidize me
I don’t think I’d still be alive
If I
I couldn’t eat
Your big purple cooter
It’s my fantasy
Your big purple cooter
On a rotisserie
Woo!