My Best Friend

Save the sad for real life my best friend cries at the movies
Even when the storyЂ™s old and bad
And the tube hurts
And my arm hurts
And the movie is sad
Save your tears theyЂ™re for the injured man
Because he drinks too much and you donЂ™t need it
Emotion drives the car home and hollers
Get me down or wake me up
In a cyclone next to my brother I holler
There is no one like my brother
I may get sick there
Sick with pleasure
TomorrowЂ™s a new day
The roof it rips and then my house is a cave
It is a cave where I hide the car keys from myself
And say youЂ™re not going anywhere
Even if your motherЂ™s waiting at the door with a towel
You canЂ™t dry off the
The hurt no more
Tomorrow is too late
My best friend said so
You canЂ™t dry off the
The hurt no more
Tomorrow is too late
I save the sad for real life my best friend cries at the movies
Even when the storyЂ™s old and bad
And the tube hurts
And my arm hurts
And the movie is sad