Maybe You Could Explain It to Me

Left the car unlocked
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Left the clothes in the wash
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Said I’d help but forgot
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Can’t make sense of the clock
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Left the key in the door
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Left the oven on
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Reached for wallet, forgot
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
It’s in my other pants
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Left drink on cove
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Left bag on the train
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Niece’s birthday; forgot
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
Our anniversary? No shot
Why? Don’t know; can’t say
I found my brain’s not working
I found ample grounds to worry
The week before’s been forfeit
Like thirty or so before it