Kristy: Hey Willie! You in there?
C.W. Stoneking: Yeah
Kristy: You still sleepin'?
C.W. Stoneking: No
Kristy: You lazy!
C.W. Stoneking: I ain’t lazy, i ain’t talkin' to you no more!
Kristy: Oh, come on Willie, give mama a smile
C.W. Stoneking: No, nah
Kristy: Oh
C.W. Stoneking: You took the smile, wiped it right off my face, when you took
my thing and put it in your place, i mean, put it in your place
Kristy: Are you accusing me of a crime!
C.W. Stoneking: I ain’t accusing you of a crime, i’m accusing you of lots a
crimes, listen!
C.W. Stoneking: You said you wouldn’t mind a cockatoo, keep you entertained
Kristy: Yeah, It’s right
C.W. Stoneking: When I found out what you was talkin' about girl,
I knew you were insane, You took my frill necked lizard, and put him in a
crack
Kristy: Yeah, then he went all floppy
C.W. Stoneking: And you wouldn’t give him back
Kristy: Oh, i loved that frill necked lizard, he was my good old friend
C.W. Stoneking: All you ever done with him is send him round the bend
C.W. Stoneking: I’m gonna call the cops, i know I got a case, talkin'
About, you took my thing, and put it in your place, i mean, put it in
Your place
Kristy: Oh Willie, you such a sooky baby
C.W. Stoneking: No, baby
Kristy: Yeah, you oughta just keep on cryin'
C.W. Stoneking: Uh uh, i, i, ain’t gonna cry no more, uh, you took my long neck
turtle, and stretched him till he broke, then waved him around like it was some
kind of a joke
Kristy: Oh yeah, your gonna ain’t come up since I run him down that hole
C.W. Stoneking: Yeah, and my anteater won’t eat nothing now, but sweet jellyroll
Kristy: Oh Willie, that anteater got a tongue, never was in the book!
C.W. Stoneking: My lawyer gonna throw the book at you. I’m gonna call the cops,
I got a solid case, talkin' about you took my thing and put it in your place,
I mean, put it in your place
C.W. Stoneking: I can’t take it no more
Kristy: Stop it, you sooky
C.W. Stoneking: I’m going down to the police station
Kristy: Call me out, Willie
C.W. Stoneking: No, darling, no
Kristy: Come, give mama a kiss
C.W. Stoneking: She’s an anteater herself
Kristy: Oh, come on you…
Both: I mean, put it in your place