Misleading Title

Alright I’m just gonna need to drop drop your pants and will check check check
your prostate
Say what?
Do you thrust me?
Yeah I guess so
A few inches later
I’m not a real doctor
What what the fuck, what what the fuck was that?
What what the fuck, what what the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that…
Clear!
Doctor…
And now for something completely different
What?
What the fuck was that?
Doctor…
Stop it, get some help
This needs to stop now
This is cancer