The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office

Dear Mr. So and So
Wait until it’s over
Nothing is King now
And Nothing’s getting older
That jerk lives like
A missle with
His pecker (in) one hand and
His pooper (in the) other
What about the paperwork
-bowels working overtime
Feed the faxes apple dumplings
-pay that fucker overtime
Hey there bossman
-fickle fucker
Hey there bossman
-fickle fucker buy me dinner