Mere Imposters

Of course they just tried to remove
The apple, the apple, the apple from a bucket of
A drink would make you feel better
They raced the waiter with a tray
Hey! They raced each other the same way
Hey! Raced him with their tray, only for a day
Raced him with their tray, only for a day
Of course they just tried to remove
The bucket, the bucket, the bucket from that little mad
Hey! They raced the waiter with a tray
Hey! They raced each other the same way
Hey! Raced him with their tray, only for a day
Raced him with their tray, only for a day
He snapped his fingers and then
Recited a sing-song one
Part of a play-party game
No one did catch it’s name
They began about a quarter past one
One o’clock in the morning
A rhythmic quick-cadenced walking
Around the dining, dining room table
And they’re still at it