Chris The Birthday Boy

Well he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
And suddenly he is He is just about at vague as you can get
Without being actually invisible
I have to keep this body going
He must
Have thought
Well he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill
But if Someone
Jumped the queue he would give them a sharp crack
On the head
With his enormous wooden
Brown wooden spoon
Where do you think
Where do you think
Hes going with her
Handbag? handbag
Well he had insisted
On paying for the meal but
His jaw dropped when he saw
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
And suddenly he is He is just about at vague as you can get
Without being actually invisible
I have to keep this body going
He must
Have thought