Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair

Well life on a crotch is kind of laid back,
Watching those peckers trying to get in her crack,
I’m getting messy when they slip me off the track,
Thank god I’m a pubic hair
She flufs me up when she’s going on a date,
Brushes me aside when she’s gonna masterbate,
Scratches me to death if her periods late,
Thank god I’m a pubic hair
When she’s not really horny she uses vaseline,
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean,
I appreciate it when I’m covered with cream,
Thank god I’m a pubic hair
Well I like it when they eat but I don’t like when they giddle,
I’m get crushed when there pounding on her middle,
I curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
Thank god I’m a pubic hair