Texas Machete

Heading down the interstate
At 1,000 miles per hour
Need a beer, need a drink, need some booze
I need to take a fuckin' shower
My mind ain’t as sharp
As the machete in my hand
Take one step closer, man
Because we’re making our last stand
Texas machete
It’s the one I call my own
Texas machete
Leave your baseball bat at home
My mind ain’t right
In this darkest time of my life
Take one step closer, man
And I’ll cut you with my knife
Well my knife is big
My knife is long
Everything’s bigger in Texas, baby
So you’d better not do me wrong
Texas machete
It’s the one I call my own
Texas machete
Leave your baseball bat at home