Sat Nav

Ever since I got behind the wheel
The sensation that I always feel
When for searching for ale
Or thy next meal
And driving mile on mile
It’s into gear and away we go
It’s not too fast and a not too slow
I’m trying to get to Clitheroe
But I end up in Carlisle
Ooooh
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thi down to pie shop
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
To buy some home brew
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thi down to pub, aye
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get me a Tom Tom
Or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead!
(At the end of the road take the ferry)
The missus shouting in me ear
«It's not that turn it’s this one 'ere»
But all I want is a pint of beer
Or to get home for a nap
I come to roundabout past the lights
Swung a left I should a took a right
The missus shouts and starts a fight
I forgot fot bring the map
Ooooh
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thi down to pie shop
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
To buy some home brew
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thi down to pub, aye
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get me a Tom Tom
Or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead!
(After 300 metres turn around when possible)
Theres lessons here with in this song
Thas listened for now will not be long
When drivings right, but directions wrong
A solution there might be
You can buy a gadget for your car
It’ll guide you safely near and far
Tha can program it to find the nearest bar
And that’ll do for thee
Ooooh
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thi down to pie shop
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
To buy some home brew
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get thi down to pub, aye
Thas got fert get Sat Nav
Get me a Tom Tom
Or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead!
See ya later