Fuck It Then

Girl: Where have you been?
Boy: Damn, dang girl, why’d you tell me the elevator was broke,
Girl: What took you so long?
Boy: Had to climb three, four flights of steps… what's up?
Girl: All I asked was to get the Nellyville cd,
Boy: Yea, yea, I got it…(repeat two more times)
Girl: How hard was that?
Boy: Huh? Why you actin’mad, I’m the one running around looking for the album
Girl: Because I’ve been in this apartment for a long time waitin’on your
ass.I don’t watch Jenny Jones, Montel, Judge Judy…
Boy: What you mean it took so long, I’ve only been gone for… shoot what one,
two, three hours, I wasn’t even gone for that long… okay, okay look baby, I got
it calm down
What you had to go to St. Louis to get the mother fuckin’cd? What was so hard
about that?
Boy: Drink some champaign,
Girl: I don’t want no damn champaign… where's is the Nellyville
Boy: Sayin’bubble bath, Gettin’it on, I hit that ass…(sniffles)
Girl: Whatever… Where's the cd?
Boy: Okay everybody just chill out, Ya'know what I mean, yea I got the Nelly
for ya’Yeah, I got it. I’m gonna put this on… yea, I hope you don’t mind the
clean version,
Girl: The clean version! What?!
Boy: Man, this is all they had,
Girl: Nigga, what you think this is rated PG,
Boy: Look baby, look I can cuss, I can cuss for everybody… don't you worry
about the cussin'
Girl: You think we at the Prom… What the fuck is wrong with you?
Boy: There’s gonnna be plenty of bad words sayin’up in…
Girl: Whatever, you know what? Get me out of this small ass, hot ass apartment
anyways!
Boys: Where you think, you’re goin?
Girl: Where’s my shit at? Give me my coat, I’m ready to leave!
Boy: Oh, so you’re just gonna Nsync a bro You’re just
Girl: BYE!
Boy: gonna Gone, and the truth remains… Hey, that’s arite-Cause I hope you
fall
down them stairs, you and your goochie shoes!