Moons of Jupiter

It’s gonna take eleven cups of joe
to get that major caffeine dose
sunrise comin at warp galactic speed
the diner’s running out of joe
this quartet I still don’t know, professor man,
I’ll tell you what I need
well I know the planets well,
the year of the first telescope
and tycho named that dimple on the moon
but could you change for me,
names like ganymede
and her three friends,
‘cause morning’s coming soon
please rename the moons of jupiter
to matt mark luke and john
I’ve spent my brain and can’t retain
the real names ‘til dawn
rename the moons of jupiter
the gospel boys won’t mind
I’ll do my best to ace this test,
and pass your course this time
sometimesweforgetthatnatureitselfisonavastmiracle
andoureverexpandinguniverseisgrowingandyetstillgoesontoinfinity
whichtomeiscompletelybeyondcomprehension
all I need is a scantron sheet,
a number two lead and a small cheat sheet
not to mention my own divine intervention
please rename the moons of jupiter
to john paul george and ringo
I’ve spent my brain and can’t retain
this interstellar lingo
rename the moons of jupiter,
the beatles sure won’t mind
I’ll do my best to ace this test,
and pass your course this time
it’s gonna take eleven cups of joe
to get that major caffeine dose
sunrise comin at warp galactic speed
the diner’s running out of joe,
this quartet I still don’t know
professor man, I’ll tell you what I need
please rename the moons of jupiter to george tom abe and ted
I’ve spent my brain and can’t retain
the real names in my head
rename the moons of jupiter,
rushmore’s men won’t mind
I’ll do my best to ace this test,
and pass your course this time