Crystal Ball

And the seer saw
Inside her crystal ball
The foulest visions of the end of days
Frogs and fish raining from the sky
No time to ask what how or why
Forget your deepest fears
The flames of armageddon draw ever near
No time now to be afraid
To do that which you must before the final day
I’m gonna double down
On my five knuckle shuffle
I’m gonna find which mouthwash
Has the most alcohol
I’m gonna fuck that girl
Even though she’s got a boyfriend
And I’ll try to figure out
Why anyone thinks marriage is a good idea
Forget your deepest fears
The flames of armageddon draw ever near
No time now to look away
No, it’s time to suit up and seize the day