Caller #10

Tajuana: I won, I won, I won!
Yells in background
Tajuana: Y'all shut the hell up!
DJ: Hey, what’s your name?
Tajuana: Tajuana from Brentwood! What I won?
DJ: Well, you just won that sixty-nine splat pack
Tajuana: For real?
DJ: Oh yeah, this includes first class round trip train fare
And two tickets to Ding-A-Ling Land
Tajuana: For real?
DJ: Where they have all kind of rides and fun, fun, fun
Such as the Totem Pole, the Back-Breaker, and the Long Stroker
Roller Coaster!
Tajuana: Hey!
DJ: And guess what?
Tajuana: What?
DJ: They got three dollars off coupons at Thicken Wangs, Chicken
Wangs
And Thangs. Thang it ain’t, mayn
Tajuana: Them thangs sho' be good!
DJ: You and your guests will be staying at the Peek-A-Boo Motel
On the corner of 69th and West Ding-A-Long Boulevard
So, baby, don’t miss that train!
Tajuana: What the hell? Hey, wrinkle it baby