Catch a Fish

Well it’s harder than hell to go to work right now
My boss is a jerk and he smells like a cow
Payments are late and I can’t get a break
Well I can’t catch that, but I can catch a fish
Texas rig it up and give it a cast
Hoping I can catch me a big old bass
Flip her in the boat and give her a kiss
Well I can’t get a girl (Pssh, ah well)
But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
Impressin' all the girls while they’re tannin' on the bank
Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
Hold down a second, something’s peckin' at my bobber
Hooks set in the lip, makes me want to take a dip
Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
I can catch a fish
Well I called in sick, and wet a line
My boss done had it for the last time
I grab a jig and I give it a pitch
I can’t go to work (No way)
But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
Impressin' all the girls while they’re tannin' on the bank
Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
Hold down a second, something’s peckin' at my bobber
Hooks set in the lip, makes me want to take a dip
Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
I can catch a fish
Now I don’t know what you want to do
But if you got some plastic worms and a pinch of chew
Meet me at the lake where I caught that eight
Okay, fine, maybe it was fake
But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
Impressin' all the girls while they’re tannin' on the bank
Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
Hold down a second, something’s peckin' at my bobber
Hooks set in the lip, makes me want to take a dip
Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
I can catch a fish
Woah dude I think I got one
Oh, man, it’s just a stick
I think I caught a stick
It’s a tree pounder man
I can catch a fish, catch a fish
I can catch a fish, catch a fish, catch a fish, catch a fish