2 Year Old Attitude

When he first came to this house he’d just sit around all day
And he would never get a job he’d just run around naked and play
And he was always stinky and he would very often cry
He was always making messes and to clean them up he never would try
And now that he is two years old he thinks he’s some kind of king
He goes where he wants he does what he wants and gets into everything
He’s acting rambunctious, rambunctious and kind of rude
He’s got a serious, serious, serious, serious 2 year old attitude
He’s got a serious, serious, serious, serious 2 year old attitude
You better give that boy, you better give him some latitude
‘Cause he can kick and scream and fight and he just learned how to bite
He’s got a serious, serious, serious, serious 2 year old attitude
Well he’s always stealing stuff when you take him to the store
He’s either breaking it, trying to eat it, or throwing it on the floor
And he won’t eat his vegetables he won’t eat his apple sauce
‘Cause he’s a bad to the bone know it all a rebel without a cause
And now that he is two years old he thinks he’s some kind of king
He goes where he wants he does what he wants and gets into everything
Cause he’ll wait until you get into a church or a store or another public place
And then he’ll pout and he’ll shout and he’ll rant and he’ll rave
And he’ll cry and he’ll scream until he’s red in the face