Shore Leave

The crew has been fatigued now from so many months in space and they need to
take a break
The landing party has beamed down to check out the terrain while the crew gets
ready to play
They say there’s only plant life living on this lovely rock but a rodent
appears wearing a vest
followed by a blond girl with a terrible accent but at least she gave it her
best
Kirk’s tricked by spock
and weapons are hidden under rocks
Sulu shoots a handgun without warning anyone that they might want to stay out
of the way
It’s amazing how quickly Angela seems to have moved on after the death of her
fiance
She seems so relaxed here that you would not even guess that he died in the
last episode
Kirk tells Bones about his days in the academy then he runs into an old foe
Yoeman Barrows screams
Don Juan is not just a dream
I sure want to leave
I think you’d agree
Ruth appears from nowhere and she hasn’t aged a day I think she might be a salt
vampire
She might also have the venus drug because Kirk can’t think straight he’s so
distracted by her
good thing the antenna didn’t hear what mccoy said, or there’d be armies of don
juans around
Sulu sees a samari and then runs into kirk they figure out the phasers are down
Then spock beams down
They’re trapped until they can figure it out
I sure want to leave
I think you’d agree
McCoy defends Burrows against a Knight on a black horse and he says that it
can’t hurt him
but he goes down in seconds and then Kirk shoots the black knight but it’s too
late he’s dead, Jim
someone steals the bodies and then finnegan appears so they get into a brawl
Kirk orders the team to concentrate on standing still and don’t think of
anything at all
Some dude walks out and proceeds to explain what it’s all about
I sure want to leave
I think you’d agree
But we cannot leave until we find out what it’s all about
It’s all make believe nothing is permanent down here it’s just an amusement
Bones is now alive so it’s okay for him to say «I'm a doctor not a shishka bob»
park
apparently it’s okay if we trust an unkown race who can read any one of our
thoughts.
So be careful what you wish for in this land of dreams come true because you
just might get what you want
I sure want to leave
I think you’d agree
But we cannot leave until we find out what it’s all about
I want to know what it’s all about
I want to leave without any doubt
I sure want leave