Fluffy Pup

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird
She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd
I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport
I can’t hear me records when you sit on me face
And then she mouths off in front of me mates
But you told me that you loved me
I never f**king did
You used fer bring me flowers
I said shut your f**king grid
You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup
You can cook you can f**k you can do the washing up
Now I’ve had enough, come on f**k off
Get stuffed
Well I took her one side, and we started chatting
I said tell the lads that and I’ll kick your twat in
Now piss ofback your mother’s 'cos I’ve had enough
Say another word, get a boot up chuff
You’re spotty and your ugly and you smaell like Billingsgate
And then she mouths off in front of me mates…
But you told me that you loved me
I never f**king did
You used fer bring me flowers
I said shut your f**king grid
You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup
You can cook you can f**k you can do the washing up
Now I’ve had enough, come on f**k off
Get stuffed
Well, I stormed off 'cos I were going crazy
When I got to the chippy I had one foot in the gravy
She got a seven foot dad
Well just about
And he was going to rip me liver out
I said here you are grandad, your turn to hold her
There’s half a pint of gravy and a chip on me shoulder…
But you told me that you loved me
I never f**king did
You used fer bring me flowers
Shut your f**king grid
You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup
You can cook you can f**k you can do the washing up
Now I’ve had enough, come on f**k off
Get stuffed
I said you can cook you can f**k you can do the washing up
Now I’ve had enough, come on f**k off
Get stuffed