I'm so Fat

I’m so fat,
I’m a big big fatty,
I eat food,
I’m a big big fatty.
I run into walls,
Cause I’m such a fatty,
I can’t see my balls,
And I love chicken patties.
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m a fatty.
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat,
And I have diabetes.
I see hot girls,
And I say,
«Let's get a bite»
And the girls look at me,
And they say,
«Yeah right»
Cuz,
I love to eat anything,
whatever comes my way,
you say sauerkraut & ice cream,
and I say OK.
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m a fatty.
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
And I’m gonna die young.
Every fat person,
has a glandular problem,
No 9000 calories a day,
Is my glandular problem.
I can’t fit in my car,
& I can’t use pogo sticks,
I really hate chairs,
& I’m bad at doing flips.
I sit in my living room,
watching fit girls strip nude,
and then I start to debate,
When I think about junk food.
Should I get up,
Or would that be too hard,
I would manage my eating,
But my self control’s a tard cuz.
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m a fatty.
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
I’m so fat (yeah),
And I don’t respect myself.
I know it’s bad for me,
& hate when people call me out,
But I won’t stop killing myself,
Because I love the easy route.
I will fatten up my young,
So they can also be unfit,
And wonder why kids at school pick on them,
While feeding them more shlit.
I fill myself with garbage,
I’m a ghetto not a temple,
If I cared about my health,
Why do I have 4000 dimples.
Denial is my best defense,
And doughnuts fill my doubts.
Yes criticism could save my life,
But instead I’d rather pout.
SLOW SUICIDE takes a bite out of junk food