Shopaholic

When in doubt she will just get both
She’s a shocking shopaholic
Lots of bags, happy all the time
She’s a shocking shopaholic
(computer games, notebooks, bags) draws out a plan
(videos, hairclips, sweets, mags) three for a fiver
(guitars, jumpers, cds, socks) it is so pleasing
(keyrings, jackets, lps, hats) tension releasing
I’ve been a happy consumer since 1989
Tell me when the sales start
Yes I’m always on time
I’ve got a mind like elastic
But I’m first in line
You know I have to buy, I need consoling