J.B. Shredman

This next song’s a barn-burnin' button-ruster
A-featurin' a guitar player called John Bartholomew Shredman
Hang on to your hats, 'cause it goes something like this!
John Bartholomew Shredman
Come on and shred me all night long, awww!
John Bartholomew Shredman
Come on and shred me all night long
With his song
Before the night is over
He’ll be shreddin' me with his schlong
And ladies, it’s long!
Shred! Shred!
Oh yeah — Like it!
Wow! Chicken pick!
Watch Boy Johnny dance y’all
Check out his crazy antics nigh
Ow! Watch Boy Johnny dance y’all
Check out his crazy antics nigh
He ain’t shy
His preference is a mystery
So watch out every fan tonight
Come on Boy Johnny, play the bass!
Walk it!
Shouldn’t really be a solo instrument though
S’pretty good
Who-hoah yeah! That’s good!
Dallas St. Bernard, yeah
He can really play those skins
Ohhh, Dallas St. Bernard, yeah
He can really play those skins
He’s gonna play a drum solo
Check out his drum solo now!
C’mon Dallas!
Drop some bombs — go!
Oh!
You play triplets?
Triplets?!
Ow! Man, was that triplets?
What Darryl?
Washboard solo now!
And — go!
How does he do that!
Polyrhythms?!
Take lessons?!
From Darryl!
Wait, what about me? I gotta take a solo
I guess I’ll use my voice — as an instrument
Skibidoo ska, skibidoo ska
Ska ska ska ska skibidoo skibidoo scat!
Awww, scat!
Solo scat!
That’s right it’s scat!
Skibidoo ska skat skat don diddle-ooo booo diddle-oo diddle-oo dibo bao
Ohhhhh, diddle-oo bo do skiddle-do skidd-oh
This is how we end the song with this stupid riff
Uh-oh, sounds like someone’s got the blues
Oh, wait a minute
Oh, classico domingo