The World According To Chris [Reprise]

Guess what, ever since the world began
Same plot, everyone’s been dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people they feel better than
I hope you’re taking notes cause
You feel everyone deserves a shot
Get real, some of us have got it, girl
And some got squat
That’s the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to break it to you
My daddy taught me you get nowhere being nice
So now I’m sharing his advice:
The world according to Chris is
Better to strike then get struck
Better to screw then get screwed
You’d probably think it’s bizarre
And that’s the way things are
But that doesn’t mean it has to be that way! What does it cost to be kind?
Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
My daddy taught me who’s on top and who’s below
And now it’s time I let you know
The world according to Chris is
Better to punch than get punched
Better to burn than get burned
Learn that and you’re gonna go far
Cause that’s the way things are
Ha-na na na na na na na na
Ha-na na na na na na na
Ha-na na na na na na na na
Ha-na na na na na na na
Let’s party, people!
The world according to Chris
The world according to Chris
The world according to Chris
The world according to Chris