Carl's Theme

The pants that I’m wearing
Wick the sweat from my balls
A South Jersey Mook
I’m the cock of the walk
I don’t need no instructions
To know how to ROCK
More Then a Feeling
Is the world’s greatest song
I crank it all day long
All over my block
I don’t need no instructions
To know how to ROCK
Get the f*** out of my pool
Exit 1−0-9 baby
That’s where the skanks hang out
They love my shiney dome
And my nasty flip flops
I don’t need no instructions
To know how to ROCK
I don’t need no instructions
To know how to ROCK
Look here
I been working since I was 8 years old
And I won’t eat no more shag ya hear now?
Yeah!