Pluh

Tearin’down the road doin’ninety
in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas
I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin’for a Sucker like me to drive by goin’way to fast
I saw the red and blue in my rear view
So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road
He looked at me in the nose and said:
«Son, do you realize your tires are round?»
And I said:
«PLUH!»
YES, I SAID PLUH!
Walking down the streets in my running shoes lookin’for a shoestore
So that I can find myself parking spot
I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing
but his boxers
And a cap that said:
«I like tater tots.»
He said something in Latin
that I didn’t understand
And I thought the worst until
he pointed at my wrist
Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
So I looked at the broken watch, and I said:
«PLUH!»
YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!
If there ever was a word that you heard
SO ABSURD
It could take the place of ANYTHING
that you could say
Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question
Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!
So remember the next time you forget
What you’re sayin’in the middle of a sentence-
Don’t strain your brain to remember the word
Instead look 'em right in the nose and
Tell 'em that the answer is:
«PLUH!»