The Fish (Intro)

Oh my fucking God, it’s you
Oh my God, oh my God it’s Bingbing Fan
No-no-no-no-no, I’m not, I’m not
Bingbing Fan, I have been such a bing fan of yours for so long, in X-Men
You know what, I’m sorry, no, I-I-I'm not Fan Bingbing
OK so you see that, because that makes a lot of sense because
I was looking at you from afar and I realize that you’re a lot more
unattractive than Bingbing Fan
But, I do. I just- I recognize you and I just- I just-
Kimiko Glenn
No, I…
Kimiko, what was it like working on the cast of Orange is the New Black amongst
such powerful women?
I’m not Kimiko Glenn, I can literally tell you who I am, right…
Constance Wu! You are so sassy on that show
You bring it girl, work it, you know what, because you bring it
And-and I’ll tell you this, I’ll tell you this
You’re beautiful--on that show, because right now you’re have-you're wearing
Sketchers, you’re not…
I’m not Constance Wu
George Takei!
George Takei is a man…
Randall Park!
OK, also a man…
Oh my God, I fucking got it
You’re that fucking fish from Bojack Horseman
No, I’m not the fish from Bojack Hor--
Why would you say that?
It’s an animated character, and it’s also a fish, it’s not even--
Dora the Explorer?
OK, also animated, and also Mexican, and four years old?
I’m Awkwafina, OK?
My name is Awkwafina, I’m a rapper, and-
Who the fuck is Awkwafina?