Stranger Than Fiction

Go take a ride on Steamboat Willie
Three little piggies and me
You know our boat will stay afloat
On this river of decency
Of mice and men and your Top Ten
Goose — stepping down the street
And Minnie mouse in her cathouse
With Peg leg Pete
And though you’re kings of the Wild Frontier
Someone’s always calling you home
Stranger than fiction
Boiling that Baptist blood
He’s rolling over that old Walt Disney
Can’t you hear the thud
Clarabelle Cow what she do now
Except that Ol' Time Gospel Hour
She’s going to hell with that Jerry Falwell
Waving that broken bough
Waving that broken bough
And though your kings of the Wild Frontier
Someone’s always calling you home
Stranger than fiction
Boiling that Baptist blood
He’s rolling over that old Walt Disney
Can’t you hear the thud
Stranger than fiction
Boiling that Baptist blood
He’s rolling over that old Walt Disney
Can’t you hear the thud
Can’t you hear the thud