Jan Brady

I am Jan Brady
And you must believe that
Or forever perish in your doubt
I am the soul embodiment of Jan
And I exist to serve the Brady alter
For I have become one with another soul
And I have no need for others!
Jan Brady has returned
Took over my soul and body
Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
Never to be changed
I am Jan, Jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham
So now you must believe, believe and worship me
Or else a lost soul, a lost soul you will be
I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper
I go to school with my Brady brothers
We live in the same house
But we come from different mothers!
Jan Brady has returned
Took over my soul and body
Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
Never to be changed
I am Jan, Jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham
I know I cracked the family picture with my bike
I wasn’t wearing my glasses
But I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes
With my wig, I’ll be a smash
Polyester plaid bell bottoms
I ain’t no TRASH!!!
Jan Brady has returned
Took over my soul and body
Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
Never to be changed
I am Jan, Jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham