The Loneliest Time Traveler

Traveling through time, searching for friends
It’s never gonna stop, it’s never gonna end
The black plague was the time of the ghost
It’s also the age where that shat in the stairwell the most
And an angry mob will never be your friend
Traveling through time, searching for friends
It’s never gonna stop, it’s never gonna end
The Jurassic ages were the lamest
They were almost as bad as the crustaceas
An allosaurus will never be your pal
Traveling through time, searching for friends
It’s never gonna stop, it’s never gonna end
The cowboy days were almost the best
It was a rush when I traveled out West
A prospectors bones will never be your friend
Traveling through time, no luck finding friends
I might give it up, I might make it end
The saddest part is that I’m traveling alone
The lonliest time traveler you’ve ever known
I’m so concerned that I’ll never find a friend