Beer Shampoo

Mark: That’s the kind of guy
Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your head
Howard: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing
else I could do, 'cept play it for all it was worth
Aynsley: I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and
pour it over HIS head. .
Howard: Well, it was already getting silly, man. I mean, it was remedial as it
is, I think. .
FZ: Ha ha!
Howard: Let’s not make it too childish
Aynsley:
Mark: Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was,
or how I felt on stage. .
?: Howie
Mark: He, I used to sing, he used to sing «How is the weather» in «Happy Together» and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man,
and he liked it so much that he made it an integral part of the show,
the kids loved it, so I just let it keep happening
Aynsley: He can’t stand it, man, that’s all. .
Mark: And you’re just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl. .
?: Ha ha ha!
Mark: Simmons!
Howard: Beer is another thing, man! I’m fucking soaked!
Mark: They use beer in some shampoos, Howard
Howard: I don’t give a shit, that’s all I know it that water would dry up and
not stain, and he ruined my shoes, man! I can’t believe it
?: Ohhh!
Mark: Materialist!
Howard: Hey lookit, Pat McGregor!
Mark: Materialistic! Materialistic!
Howard: You’re the dude who said. .
(scuffle)
FZ: Oh oh oh!
Mark: Materialist!
?: Ohhh
Howard: Don’t do it to you, I don’t have any beer, man
Aynsley: Okay
Mark: «New York’s so lonely. .. «Howard: I can’t even. .. you keep your hands off me you creep
Mark: «And you are the only. .. «Jeff: You creep, ha ha!
Howard: Stop it, man!