The Whole World's Gone Crazy

I ve got a computer, fits the palm of my hand
Somehow the satellites know just where I am
I must be paranoid or crazy I guess
To tell you the truth it scares me to death
I don t leave the ground cause I m too scared to fly
I don t check the mail cause I don t wanna die
I m sinkin fast and I don t mean maybe
Lord help us please, the whole world s gone crazy
The whole world s gone crazy
I wake up in the morning, turn on the TV
I got s to get my daily dose of misery
Ignore my family before I head off to work
I hate my job cause my boss is a jerk
There s a man on the corner and he s carrying a sign
He s there everyday so I don t pay him no mind
He s got a wife and a new born baby
Lord help us please, the whole world s gone crazy
The whole world s gone crazy
There s preacher on TV on a set made of gold
He said send some money and he ll pray for my soul
If I send enough then God might save me
Lord help us please, the whole world s gone crazy
The whole world s gone crazy