Sundae Shit

Took a bite of my desert
Had a chew and swallowed whole
As it slithered down my throat I could feel it burn my soul
Those chefs in the kitchen
They gave me quite a stare
I dashed to the bathroom and I left my stomach there
There’s something lurking in that bowl
The contents came from their arse hole
A hotel down in Coogee Bay
Served me, human shit that day
SUN DAE SHIT
SUN DAE SHIT
One lazy Sunday arvo didn’t know what to do
Took the family out for lunch and they served my wife a poo
In the bathroom cubicle she made a massive fuss
Ordered a chocolate sundae and the nuggets were a plus
There’s something lurking in that bowl
The contents came from their arse hole
A hotel down in Coogee Bay
Served me, human shit that day
SUN DAE SHIT
SUN DAE SHIT
SUN DAE SHIT
SUN DAE SHIT
SUN DAE SHIT
SUN DAE SHIT