Super Scary Action Figure

on the shelves of powers comics
way up in green bay
i found a guy that i’d been looking for since back in the day
a pliable maniacal alien creature
with a slimey living web and the power of speech
eradicate the spider-man
is what we’re gonna do
i want to grab you by the arms and legs and tear you in two
i want to get inside your head like a psychic stain
i want to
i want to
i want to eat your brain
i want to eat your brain
i want to eat your brain
i want to eat your brain
severed at the head and rent in twain
a doppelganger’s dead with disconnected remains
i want to eat your brain
monochromatic monster
from outer space
shooting stuff out my hands
and saying words out my face
actually they come from a box on my back
with color coded buttons, so you can keep track
of all the scary soundbytes and phrases i speak
try recalling me when i knock you into next week
i want to eat your brain
i want to eat your brain
i want to eat your brain
i want to eat your brain
severed at the head and rent in twain
crack open the cranium, see what it contains
i want you to