Caravan Man

Elddis Hurricane XL
Scores higher that Swift Swallow
Overrated in «Which»
consumer magazine
I’m a caravan man
It’s the caravan life for me
Took ex-wife to caravan show
She was impressed y’know
She was mainly happy
It’s a day out for all the family
I’m a caravan man
I’m a leisure freak
Campsites in the corner of my eye
Motorhomes go speeding by
I have visions of pop-up tents
And campsite étiquette
— is very important indeed
Outdoor cookers on Scottish borders
2 berth awnings chemical toilets
I’m an 8 wheeler tourer Fuhrer
I’m a white line freak
I’m a caravan man
It’s the caravan life for me.