Hotel Penitentiary

Hi, it’s just me
I’m writing you from jail you see
This is what’s the best for me
I’ve corrupted our society unjustly
Left to a higher authority
They see fit to lock me up and throw away the key
This is what’s the best for me
But please, for me
Don’t take away my new color TV
That would upset me dearly
And I feel it makes you
The authority as unjustifying as a low life man like me
You owe it to me!
After all, without TV what fun would jail be?
Not too fun you see
It’s guys like me that commit robbery
Adultery, and other types of felonies
Only to be sent to a penitentiary
And waste all of your tax payer’s money
This what’s the best for me — Hotel Pnitentiary