Turn off the News

Here’s another transmission with annoying information
Another dispatch from a far away nation
Look out man here it comes again
Another shitload of misery and pain
You’d better turn off the news
You’d better turn off the news
You’d better turn off the news
You’d better turn off the news
I saw my neighbors on the news today
They didn’t look well in fact I think they were dead
Here’s a report at the scene of crime
Woah we’re really living in violent times
You’d better turn off the news…
This is reality speaking we’ve got news on the air
Sorry but we’re all out of good news today
Here’s another news flash you can do without
So put on your shades and turn the music up loud
You’d better turn off the news…