Icky Shazam

Oh Mister Wizard, I have come
To get that girl in my bed
Hey, Shazam-am-mam-mam-mam-mam-mam-mam
Mam-mam-mam mam
Won’t you give me super powers
'Fore that granite crush your head?
Then I’ll scram-a-mam-mam-mam-mam-mam-mam
Mam-mam-mam mam
'Cause when I hear her belch
It sounds like «Rock and Roll All Nite»
And when she call my name
It sounds like angels in a fist fight
Reach into my pocket for my kilo of Spam
My every other word would be an icky, «Shazam!»
I come to you respectfully
My head at your shoes
Hey, Shazam-am-mam-mam-mam-mam-mam-mam
Mam-mam-mam-mam
She’s cool-ish on my repartee
Immune to my booz
What’s the scam-ma-mam-mam-mam-mam-mam-mam
Mam-mam-mam-mam?
'Cause when I har her belch
It sounds like «Rock and Roll All Nite»
And when she call my name
It sounds like ninjas in a food fight
If she come a-callin' for the gooey kablam
My every other word would be an icky, «Shazam!»
Oh, Shazam, Shazam
Shazam-a-mam-mam
Shazam-a-mam mam-mam-mam-mam
Mam-mam-mam-mam
Oh, Shazam, Shazam
Shazam-a-mam-mam
Shazam-a-mam mam-mam-mam-mam
Mam-mam-mam-mam, oh
Solomon!
Hercules!
Atlas!
Zeus!
Achilles!
Mercury!
Whaaa
(Jesus Christ…)
I wanna put the moves on her
While watching Dr. No
That’s my plan-an-nan-nan-nan-nan-nan-nan
Nan-nan-nan-nan
Or cover her with Lik-M-Aid
And lick her head to toe
If I can-an-nan-nan-nan-nan-nan-nan
Nan-nan-nan-nan
Hey, Shazam, Shazam
Shazam-a-mam-mam
Shazam-a-mam mam-mam-mam-mam
Mam-mam-mam-mam
Oh, Shazam, Shazam
Shazam-a-mam-mam
Shazam-a-mam mam-mam-mam-mam
Mam-mam-mam-mam
Hey, Shazam