Bring Me The Broomstick

Is anybody there? Hello?
I am Oz, the great and powerful
I wanna go home, I wanna go home
Who on earth are you? What on earth are you? Are you animal, vegetable or
mineral?
Uh, one of each really
And me
Which of you is Dorothy?
Sir, I am Dorothy
And I sir am proud to be a friend of Dorothy
And if you please sir, we’ve come to ask you-
Silence!
Know this all of you, the Great Oz has every intention… of granting your
requests
What’s that? What’d he say?
You will?
Really?
You’ll give us what we came here for?
Yes… but first you must prove yourselves worthy, by performing a very small
task
Whatever you desire
Whatever you say
Anything
Anything at all!
Very well… bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West
…Except maybe that
Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West!
Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West
I’ve spoken so you’ll obey!
Bring me the broomstick and I’ll grant your request
Now do precisely what I say!
I said go!
Be off and be on your way!
Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West
These are your orders…
Now obey!