Trichinosis

Oh my darling I sure loved that meal
Though I could still taste the pig squeal
Now I’m weak and losing focus
I think you gave me trichinosis
Trichinosis is little worms that dig
And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig
I love you hon but can’t help but notice
That you gave me trichinosis
By candlelight I ate that pork
I couldn’t see danger on my fork
Oh if you do love me completely
Never again feed me food that will eat me
Now I feel kinda strange inside like I’m in an apartment
With tenants I just can’t seem to evict
They’re having a party and I’m the buffet
I love you darling but I’d be lying
If I didn’t tell you this was eating me up inside