The Monsters Loose

You’re absolutely so much better than her,
A second though is too much, it’s two too many,
She’s a fact of life, but never mind,
Get away, away for someone kind,
Such a vain iconoclast, her, a racketeer who never cares,
The news of his departure was greeted here with a Cheshire grin,
Oh, better get away from here.
The monster’s loose,
You’re luckier than you know,
The one that got away,
He’s gone, she’s gone.
A great big celebration seems more in order,
And it’s a great big revelation
That she pulled the plug on the whole thing,
I’m so thrilled for you, really.
The monster’s loose,
You’re luckier than you know,
The one that got away,
He’s gone, she’s gone.
It’s so easy to be fooled
By such a cracker-jack,
There’s a weak signal.
Now here’s all you have to know, whoa,
Just let the monster go, whoa
The monster’s loose,
You’re luckier than you know,
The one that got away,
He’s gone, she’s gone.
The monster’s loose, (the monster’s loose)
The monster’s loose, (the monster’s loose)
Oooooooh, oooooooh,
Oooooooh, oooooooh,
Oooooooh, oooooooh
The monster’s loose,
You’re luckier than you know,
The one that got away,
He’s gone, she’s gone.