I'm Not Moving Honey

You’re so funny, when you can’t stop running
I just sit like buddah
and when you drive me over the policeman’s stinger
I just drive on singing
And when you scream and shout, I think it’s so damm funny
but I’m not moving honey
And you can push and shove, push and shove, and take away my money
but I’m not moving honey
I’m in a still frame of a mad animation
I could have freaked out but I stood my ground
Someday I’ll find a new sensation
I feel a big smile but you’re testing my patience
I could have got a job in the United Nations
Someday I’ll take the free temptation
What’s that you say?
Get up and live? Come out and play? Check in and stay?
Competition? Push and shove me?
You’re so funny — no way honey!
I’m in a still frame of a mad animation
I could have freaked out but I stood my ground
Someday I’ll take the new sensation
I feel a big smile but you’re testing my patience
I could have got a job in the United Nations
Someday I’ll take the free temptation
Such nice temptation
Such nice temptation