Caveman

Deep in the jungle on an island in the year 49 B.C.,
It was a caveman sittin' in the top of a coconut tree
He wore a leopard skin, pegged at the end
He sure looked cool to me!
Well, he leaped from the tree to the back of a dinosaur
Arrived at a hut where a cavegirl’s at the door
She wore a hula dress, trimmed in the best
Like a dress for a big affair
Well, I trailed 'em through the jungle 'til they stopped outside a cave
Like I mean, these cats inside, they really had me amazed
It was a caveman band, they said, «Listen to us, man
We’ll be cool, you’ll see.»
«Well man, y’all sound alright, won’t you come along with me?
I’ll make you caveman stars, you’ll go down in history.»
But then I woke up screamin', found that I was only dreamin'
A dream, a fantasy