Turn that off now come in here
Grab a glass, do you want wine or beer?
Just water
Take a seat wherever
Thank you
We’re thrilled to have company
How’re your classes going?
Good, thanks, yeah, I mean its tough
Sure, starting over new town all that stuff
Got a boyfriend yet?
Brom that’s enough
We’re having dinner for three
I’m making conversation
Don’t put him on the spot
This is a celebration
To new friends, New York, and Jesus Christ it’s hot in here
Please pass the salad, thanks
No sweat
Have you see much of our city yet?
What’s to see?
This small sucks I bet compared to big N-Y-C
Delicious dinner for three
It’s too bad, what I wouldn’t give for a Trader Joe’s. My cousin in Albany has
one and doesn’t shut up about it
Come on, Kat. We have some great places downtown these days. There’s the olive
oil place with the free tastings that you love and the tea room with all those
teas
There’s three nice restaurants, a couple craft galleries and a bike shop;
fifth avenue it is not
(sung)
Do you like that sauce?
[Ichabod}
I do
It’s from Stop and Shop, the wine is too
We’re supposed to get a Whole Food, true
But they’ve said that for years
Hon, you love that little bakery right down the street
They’ve got the best bagels you’ll ever eat
He’s a New Yorker, Brom, you can’t compete
You said you love all the shmears
But there’s no competition
Everyone knows that
They’re a New York tradition
So what you always complain they make you fat
Shut up, Brom
Anyway it’s just as well
What’s the latest on that big hotel
I read somewhere they might have to sell
To Saudi Arabia soon
Or some Korean tycoon
Its such a
Excuse me
Hon, maybe you’ve had enough
It was a hiccup, Brom. For chrissakes
That was delicious. Thank you
Ichabod, tell us what you miss most back home