Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma

He, decca, told me, decca said he wont be drinkinâ
We, know it aint true, decca aint foolinâ me or you
At the bar, deccas here, heâ s gone too far. I need another beer
A goon, a nut, a liver shot gut
Till ya get another round in heâ s gonna stay put
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Oh decca no, deccas doctor said
Stay away from the pub, think of tomorrow
Oh decca no, deccas drunk instead
Don’t be dumb drunken decca don’t die
He, deccaâ s possessed, heâ s george best, never sober
Me, iâ ll have a swift half, he says yer havinâ a laugh, you aint with me
Half past ten, he cant stand up, pissed again, i need another sup
A sip, a drop, heâ s never gonna stop
Now the doctors dreadinâ decca when deccas on the pop.
Guitar etc
Don’t be dumb drunken decca
Drunk dumb drunken decca
And oh decca no decca