Julian Rice, he was a bad loser — ooo yes he was, ooo yes he was
After a price, he was a big dealer
He had to cheat, to meet his bills — ooo yes he did, ooo yes he did
Oooo — oh, yeah — he had to cheat !
Julian’s wife, was a show stopper — ooo yes she was, ooo yes she was
All of her life, she made blue movies
She had to cheat, to meet her needs — ooo yes she did, ooo yes she did
Oooo — oh, yeah — she had to cheat !
Oh yeah, Julian’s wife… my, my, my, my… Julian's wife
Julian Rice, he went down to the boozer — to spend his roll, oh yes he did
Julian’s wife, she walked in — a big teaser !
She had to be there to grab her stud, ooo yes she did
She took him back, and he walked — oh !
Yeah, yeah — yeah, yeah