Rhodies Everywhere

They’re in the outback of Australia
They’re in the African Karoo
They’re in the tundra of Alaska and theres one in Timbuktu
They’re in the Papua New Guinea, Singapore and in Rangoon
Neil Armstrong said he even saw them on the moon
They’re everywhere
They’re everywhere
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare
They’re a happy little nation
Despite their situation
If you need them they’ll be there
Cause there Rhodies everywhere
They’re in the whole of Europe, from Finland down to Spain
In the good old Middle East from Israel to Bahrain
And I heard from sources in the FBI and KGB
Security in the Kremlins' run by a guy from the BSAP
They’re crawling out the woodwork
They’re fallin' out the trees
And they usually found where there’s Braai smoke in the breeze
With their Vellies and their shorts, they’re a breed that’s really rare
No matter where you go, There are Rhodies everywhere
If you need them they’ll be there
Cause there Rhodies everywhere
(Vellies are Chukka Boots)
(a Braai is a BBQ)